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wat do u call a marathon in which mother in laws take part?

























race sasoon ki,,, :lol:


Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:46 am
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An English county Cricket player to his team mate :

My mother-in-law is comming to see this match.

The other inquired :

But how will you hit her when she is in the stands, u r only a bowler.


Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:42 pm
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Ummido ki shama mat jalana,
is jahan se age duniya mat basana
aaj toh mood tha, SMS kar diya,

par roz intezar mein palke mat bichhana.


Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 am
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jab ghire badal, teri yaad ayi,
jhum ke barse sawan, teri yaad ayi,

jab bhige tan, to teri yaad ayi,





kyun na aye, tune meri chhatri jo nahi lautayi ! !


Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:44 pm
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LOVE TEST

jus type LOVE space ur name n d name of ur lover n send it to ur fathers number.. to know ur future... try it.. it roxx...

lolzzzz


Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:57 pm
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pyar na chhupao, usei zarurat hei jatane ki,

khwaish na chhupao, usei zarurat hei badhane ki,

Aur Deod. Na lagao, tumhe zarurat hei nahane ki


Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:56 pm
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sharab ke liye hi toh maykhane bane hei,
Hasino ke liye hi toh afsaane bane hei,
kuchh toh hei sabab - intezar aap ka,
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yun hi nahi pagalkhane bane hei.


Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:17 pm
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meri dosti ka fasda uthate ho,
mere dil pe zulm dhate ho,
1 SMS bhej ke 10 paate ho,
aur forward karke naye dost banate ho.


Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:18 pm
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andheri sadak,

sunsaan kabrristan,

sooni haweli,

kala aasmaan,

raat ho gayi,







so ja sheitan !


Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:59 pm
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TUMKO DEKHA TOH YE KHAYAL AYA,
TUMKO DEKHA TOH YE KHAYAL AYA,
TUMKO DEKHA TOH YE KHAYAL AYA,

PAAGALO KE STOCK MEIN NAYA MAAAL AYA.


Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:55 pm
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mein roz roz jokes ke mithe ber bhejunga,
SMS karte raho, boato ke bater bhejunga,

kabhi kabhi call bhi karte raho - varnaaa,
pura dher bhejunga, sade sher bhejunga.


Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:04 pm
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a fishrman got up early in d morn.. went to d river side.. saw a bag of stones.. so was throwing d stones in d river for time pass... after a while only when one stone was left he reailzed tat thy were diamonds..
moral of d story: dont wake up early in d morn :D


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barsat ki raat, bheegi ladki,
bheegi zulfein, bheega badan,

beege honth, hamari nazare mili,

and i thought ke usse 100 % zukam ho jayega.


Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:49 pm
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dost, tum hamesha rahoge hatte katte naujawan.
kyun ki Alllah meherban, toh gadha pehelwan.


Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 am
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khuda ne husn diya hei to kya maar daligi,
hame nahi dogi toh kya achar dalogi .


Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:48 pm
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