Stand-in Superhero
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Shah Rukh Khan
Name: Knight Rider.
From: The dark bylanes of Delhi.
Outfit: A Batman-style rubber bodysuit that preserves his six-pack well beyond what nature would allow. A cape in black and gold.
Superhero style: Arms stretched wide, the nonchalant flick of the head, the trademark smirk — SRK the superhero will be much like SRK the actor, SRK the man.
Mean machine: Shah Rukh will adopt all the gadgets Bond no longer has any use for. So his car will transform into a motorbike and also a helicopter and hovercraft. The name? KIT. (He’ll buy the rights for both his own name and the car from David Hasselhoff, who needs the cash, we are almost sure.)
Favourite line: I am the best, I am the best, I am the best.
Modus operandi: This is one superhero who doesn’t believe in concealment. He will be dashing, he will be daring, he will do it all before an audience. In fact, there will be a team of five cameras following him wherever he goes, whatever he does. He’ll do a good job, and will be great at rallying the troops when morale is down. He will read minds, especially when the Bachchans and Salman Khan are around. “Shah Rukh the superhero will turn all his competitors into hot actresses. That will finish off the competition and also give him more heroines to romance,” says advertising executive Faraz Khan. He is also ageless. “As Knight Rider, Shah Rukh will make sure that Kolkata Knight Riders wins Season II of the IPL,” smiles banker Amit Rastogi.
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